tweetie bird

Like a snowbunny, but instead of white, it’s an asian girl who only likes black men

Saw this bad tweetie bird on ig and slid in her dms, maybe she’ll teach me her language.

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Bird Dogger

someone that is all up in your business.

Steve is a "Bird Dogger" always looking on my facebook page.

Squirrel Bird

Verb - To steal someone's girlfriend, chick, or acquaintance that said person is interested in. The act is completed through sexual intercourse with subject.

Brett was all over this chick last night at the party, but I totally squirrel birded him.

Ghetto Birds

The loud helicopters with the search lights; usually found in the ghetto.

What's all that noise outside? Oh, its just a ghetto bird.

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bird duty

To be on bird duty is to be in charge of cooking the turkey for thanksgiving. Applies in other situations too.

- I gotta go. Do you think you can deal with the turkey ?
- But I thought that Tom was on bird duty this year.

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bird time

The time of the morning, just on dawn when the noise of birds screeching across the sky and screaming from the trees is so

loud it wakes people out of their drink-induced comas.

My head was thumping with the most massive hangover and I'd only

crawled into bed 30 minutes earlier when the noisiest bird time I've

ever heard made it impossible to sleep.

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flip the bird

1. The act of rotating an avian creature through more than 90 degrees.

2. The act of extending the central digit of the hand with the intent to cause offense.

"Golly, Esther, I believe Sir Rodney just flipped me the bird. I shall have that cunt, he is dead."
-Shaw

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