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Used when you are looking for some THING that you know is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU but you can't find it or see it.
Husband: Honey, do you know where my keys are?
Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.
Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness
When a female is on the bottom deck of a 69 & the males ball sack is long enough to cover her eyes.
OMG Ryan's ball sack was so long that when we 69'd he gave me a Blind Zoro
A disorder in which one is unable to recognize a beard on anyone other but their significant other. A phenomenon that is sweeping the nation at a rapid pace, and affects one's ability to judge one's facial characteristics. Research has been on going and funding is needed. Please support it if you can.
"What the hell, Connor has a beard, I've never noticed."
"Damn you must have Beard blindness."
When you carve your eyes out (with a spoon for example) and then proceed to ejaculate into your eye socket.
I'm gonna go blind bust... BRB
A bullshit excuse for not paying attention to the punctuation or context of a written message
me: "Take it to random, people"
Sean: "Which random people?"
Sean has comma blindness
Obliviousness when walking or otherwise in motion while simultaneously playing with or peering at a hand-held gadget. Often a public nuisance, as when slow, erratic, or careless movement impedes or leads to collision with others; sometimes also dangerous to the cell blind themselves, as when crossing a busy street without looking because engrossed in texting, IM-ing, or similarly urgent activities.
See: cell blindness (n.), cell-blind (v., adv.), and cell-blindly (adv.)
Darwin Award nominees include a cell blind woman who fell through an open manhole cover.