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chron-block

when a weed dealer keeps telling you the shipment is on the way so you don't take your business elsewhere.
it is like cock-blocking, but with weed sales.

Juice: "Yeah. I am about to pick up some weed right now."
Me: "okay because I am really tryna smoke a blunt."

48 hours later.......still no weed

Juice: "yeah my man is about to come though with some fire."
Me: "bullshit. stop trying to chron-block"

by jonnyfuckinblaze December 13, 2011


chron-block

when a weed dealer keeps telling you the shipment is on its way so that you don't take your business elsewhere. it is basically cock-blocking weed sales

Juice: "yeah i am about to pick up some fire right now."
Buyer: "you sure cause i'm tryna smoke a blunt son"
Juice: "yeah dog on my way"

48 hrs later...... still no chron, and you missed picking up tree from someone else

YOU JUST GOT CHRON-BLOCKED

by 420 assassin December 12, 2011


4tech block

4tech block is when someone blocks you for no reason

Hey dude, i got 4tech blocked

by Manfred the Degenerate March 9, 2021


Uworld block

A word used to escape any activity that you do not want to attend. Also remind people how much a gunner you are.

"hey wanna get dinner"
"sorry im out ! gonna do a uworld block! "

by Starzforeva December 4, 2017


Listener's Block

The inability to choose a song to play when confronted with a large iTunes library. Similar concept as "Writer's Block"

Bro1: Dude, hurry up and pick a song to play, this party is dying!

Bro2: I can't man! Too many songs to choose from! I've got a serious case of Listener's Block.

by simbrose April 28, 2011


Cockpit Blocked

When you want to have sex on a plane, but your girlfriend is too busy hanging out with the pilots in the cockpit.

Intercom: Will Mila Kunis please come to the cockpit immediately?

Ashton Kutcher: Aw shit i've been cockpit blocked again!

by GotAFuckingUsername August 4, 2015


Boomer Blocked

Boomer Blocked

When a boomer on social media (often a celebrity) accidentally blocks you because they can’t keep up with who is saying what in their comments, or due to some other technological user error.

I was sticking up for him in the comments, but I got Boomer Blocked along with the trolls!

by Mr.Amanojaku August 19, 2020