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When you're having sex with another man (it's not gay until you cum) and you stop and blindfold yourself, and then finish off by means of a blowjob, but you don't know whether it's a man or woman blowing you. Also applies to threesomes.
What about if you're blindfolded and you don't know if it's a man or a woman?
...Schrodinger's blowjob!!
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the act of sucking and using your tongue to pleasure a guy's dick.
This is how to defined a gay blowjob
proper blowjob etiquette/procedure:
1.) start out with a little teasing, by stroking him off a few times, but then, unbutton his pants with your teeth. this'll make you seem like an animal, and that's exactly what you want him to think.
2.) start out by swirling your tongue around the head of his dick for 10-15 seconds, alternating between up-and-down and all around. this also gets your saliva going, because yanno, who wants a dry beejay?
3.) work your way deeper and deeper while stroking him off with one or both hands, and move your head up and down.
4.) massage his balls with your free hand.
5.) make sure to hit the area right under the head. (pleasure nerves, people.)
6.) glide your teeth lightly up and down his shaft once or twice, just to give him a tingly feeling.
7.) make eye contact, but make it devilish eye contact. don't look up at him like a dying puppy.
8.) if he says he's about to cum, speed your pace up a little bit and go as deep as you can without puking, and when he cums, slowly inch your mouth back up and swallow. lick off any excess.
9.) spitters are quitters. come on, girls. it's just salty.
and THAT, my friends, is a blowjob.
Dude, Joanne gave me the best blowjob last night. I thought I was gonna blow through the roof.
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After a night of swallowing many loads, a girl will wake up feeling physcially ill, depending on how much cum she let down her throat. The most common feeling is a bad headache, just as a normal hangover would feel. Normal scale used, 1 drink = 1 load, so the more there is to "drink" the worse the hangover will be
Wow dude, last night that girl Melissa really showed her appreciation for the cock, she sucked off at least a baker's dozen at the kegger, I wouldn't be suprised if she's got a massive blowjob hangover.
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a man who receives a blowjob whilst drinking a beer and doing another activity such as playing a video game or watching television. a beer blowjob is very rare because most girls would get mad if you even suggested it, however if you are lucky enough to find someone willing it will be the best 30 minute tv program of your life.
he's so lucky, Ally gave him a beer blowjob last night
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When one girl some a dude's balls and another sucks his dick at the same time. Both girls must drool and moan as much as possible so when the dude pulls out he can cum all over both chick's faces.
Amanda and Megan enjoyed giving Tom a double blowjob and Amanda really liked the taste of balls in her mouth.
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when you're getting a bj and you look down all you see is her head BOBbin' and her bikini bottom.... aw yeah!
That chick last night she was on me like a tiger, next thing you know I'm getting a good old fashioned spongebob blowjob!
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