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After consuming a gross but filling meal in a college cafeteria, a student must attempt to locate cones for ice cream- if none are found, he/she must get action from (bone) someone of the opposite sex within 24 hours.
"Dude, were there any cones left?"
"Nope, looks like imma have to nail that blonde over by the salad bar givin' me the eye"
"Ah, your loyalty to cone-or-bone is incredible"
When your raging boner can’t possibly contain it’s massive load of jizz any longer and it exolodes out of your dicks mouth like a volcano erupting molten white lava.
Did you see Sally after math class? It looks like Mr. Dambah bone gushed on her face!!!
"no-bones days" are for canceling plans and spending extra hours in bed.
It’s a no-bones day time to be lazy!
Receiving a blowjob with a case of whiskey dick. Therefore resulting in a blowjob with a very limp penis.
I think I got soggy boned by Leah after the party last night bro
MC Ride's birthday party in a laundry machine.
Hustle bones coming out of my mouth.
The man who won the second presidential campaing.
Man: Hey, you watch the debate last night?
Other guy: Yeah, Ken Bone totally stole the show.
Girl 1: bone jaw
Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: its french for hello
Girl 2: dont you mean bonjour?
Girl 1: yeah bone jaw