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An old brazilian whore who has several diseases and a fetish for farm animals.
-Dude you will never believe what i saw on the side of the road this morning!
-Whatcha see?
-A Brazilian Bitch Slut!!!
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When a guy from Brazil tricks a tourist into having anal sex with him. The Brazilian man proceeds to lift the girl off the ground and ejaculate in the tourists ass trying to get her/him to shoot off his cock like a hang glider.
Whitney told me she wanted to go to Brazil with us so she could experience a Brazilian Hang Glider.
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When, while eating out a girl's asshole, she farts in your mouth, but you hold it in your mouth and she gives you head. As you climax, she holds a lighter to your mouth and takes her dick out of your mouth. When you cum, stretch your arms out and roar, breathing onto the lighter flame and lighting the fart, and perform a cumshot on her face, thus mimicing a two-headed dragon.
"Mate, why does your breath smell of burnt shit?"
"Oh sorry man, Lucy made me do my Brazilian Two-headed Dragon impression."
"...that's fucked up, dude."
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A rare species of small monkey that you find deep in the Amazon jungle , it's particulary fond of setting up home in European explorers anal cavities as it's generally drier than the wet rain forest they noramlly inhabit
Sir Henry Hornchurch the great explorer : Hey basil my anus has been giving me grief since we set up camp I can't stop itching my rectum !!!
Basil Rathbone M.B.E. : My god Henry there is a Brazilian anal dwelling monkey half way up your ass hole shall I tie some vines round it and pull it out..... Henry : mmmmmm oohhhhhh aaahhhhhhh no Basil i like the feeling......go deeper you naughty Brazilian anal dwelling monkey deeper
Basil : I'm taking one home as a pet
When you set a woman pubes on fire, and try to put it out with cum.
I heard you got a Brazilian wax, ever had a Brazilian rain forest?
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The act of replacing or mistaking anal lubrication with hair removal wax.
I was so drunk last night I ended up performing a brazilian southern thunder!
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When you put your dick into a Brazilian girl's anus and she clenches her butt checks so hard that when you pull out your penis is a nice bruised purple color.
"Dude, have you had a purple paint job before"
"Nah but i've had a Brazilian purple paint job, it's on a whole different level"
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