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A Belarusian Breakfast is a form of sexual intimacy shared between two people. It is the act of cracking an egg on your partners stomach and letting it slide down to the vagina and or penis and licking it clean.
"Dude my girlfriend made me do a Belarusian Breakfast on her" "That's sick man"
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also the breakfast club
the best movie i have ever seen in my life. its about a brain, a jock, a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal who get a saturday detention for 9 hours and they get to know each other for who they really are, and not just what they look like.
i personally like the criminal. he can light a match on his teeth, and so can i.
"can i have my doobage?"
"he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!"
"you won't let a guy stick his tongue in your mouth, but you'll eat that?!?!"
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Eating a girl out in bed the morning, subsequent to a nights sleep next to her.
Sarah and I just woke up, we're having breakfast in bed though so I'll call you back in a bit.
You give a girl breakfast in bed and she'll be all smiles for the rest of the day!
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Beer breakfast is related to a common morning ritual of single males known as dreakfast, the consuming of leftovers from last night's dinner for breakfast. Beer is often a part of this meal. Women tend to find it repulsive.
While you make the pancakes and get out the brew for beer breakfast, I'm going to snack on cold pizza from last night's party for dreakfast.
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the act of putting any type of cooked eggs and bacon into a womans ass then eating it out.
Teddy was hungry this morning so he gave his girl friend a portugeuse breakfast.
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Excellent book by Kurt Vonnegut
Nutritious way to start your day.
Yeah, Breakfast of Champions sure is an excellent book by Kurt Vonnegut
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Continental Breakfast = World Wide Swag
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