london bridge

A failed attempt to coin a new phrase for what I can only assume is sexual attraction by "Fergie."

Hi i am Fergie london bridge, my new song, sucks chode.

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boobie bridge

The lines formed by the stetched material that connect a (usually nice) pair of boobs when a woman goes braless.

I watched "Friends" only to check if Jennifer Anniston was sporting a boobie bridge for that episode.

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Shitting on Bridges

1. While with a friend(s), observing strangers, you view the person in a highly critical manner. Looking at their clothes, hair, shoes, people they're with, way they are nonverbally communicating, etc. in a critical and usually disapproving way. Thus to gain a fanciful, sophisticated, potentially tragic, back story for the person. Never meant to be said to the subject of focus's face.

2. Making fun of a person quietly (with friends), often while they are in the same room, party or bar.

3. Extremely negatively thinking of someone stemming just from their appearance.

1. "Last night, at the bar, this girl walked in with her fat boyfriend and, MAN, did we shit on her bridge."

2. If one of the friends participating knows the subject of focus: "Hey dude, quit shitting on my friends bridge!"

3. "Hey, what'd you do last night?" "Oh nothing, Sid and I were just out shitting on bridges..."

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Pleasure Bridge

A guy's Pleasure Bridge is the line of skin that extends from the underside of his dick to the front edge of his asshole that is extremely pleasurable when licked by another guy -- lick him there and he'll get an instant boner.

I always lick Matt's Pleasure Bridge when I'm about to rim his asshole! He throws a rock - hard boner!

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bridge jumping

the act of being stupid, by jumping off or onto bridges.
Usally this happens in the act of being under the infulence, or high.

My friend mike was so stoned he started bridge jumping

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rainbow bridge

a bridge in tokio,japan

the bridge between odaiba and the rest of tokio, is called rainbow bridge.

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Chinese Bridge

a sex act involving two male gymnasts, two female Chinese contortionists, and a midget. Female #1 does a backbend. Male #1 does a handstand between her legs and performs oral sex on her. Male #2 stands at her head and she performs oral sex on him. The midget stands on female #1’s stomach and supports female #2, who is also doing a backbend. Female #2 performs oral sex on male #1, while male #2 performs oral sex on her.

It took 45 minutes to set up the Chinese Bridge, but it was worth the wait.

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