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taylor bryan

So so sweet, knows how to turn a woman on, but like a chameleon will change colors very quickly. He will teach you how to hate your body and yourself! Be careful! Don’t ever piss one off— he will make your life hell! Ever hear of the game telephone? He’ll take every situation and somehow make it all come out wrong in the end. Total social butterfly, very good conversation skills, definitely knows how to talk and spread rumors. Don’t ever mix yourself up with Taylor Bryan, you’ll regret it.

Friend: hey do you know Taylor Bryan?

Me: yes! Stay away, he’s bad news.

by Suuccmahballs May 1, 2021


Black Bryan

The most dynamic, interesting, magnetic person who has ever walked the earth. Men, women, animals and the sun, moon, and stars gravitate towards his location wherever he is. Black Bryans are unusually & strangely good-looking, well-dressed, often having medium-dark hair & complexion paired with the natural ability to slide through the shadows and seamlessly blend in with all walks of life. They often tend to favor classic rock bands like Rush, Led Zepplin, Black Sabbath. Occasionally found rocking out on a 5-string fretless bass, a Black Bryan is admired & respected by all nations worldwide, not only for his excellence & versatility in bass-playing, also many handed approach to improve the environment, suddenly appearing like a Cenobite out of nowhere, wreaking havok on his immediate surroundings causing force-gale winds to spring up forming a strong DIRT-DEVIL in the air! Then just as suddenly- the dirt settles & all the ground is groomed, leveled, weeded, seeded watered with all clippings neatly bagged up. If you find a Black Bryan, especially if you have yard that's overgrown, get out of the way because you are standing in the way of progress. Let him do his thing, even if the sun went down & its dark. That's when a Black Bryan does his best work. You won't regret it unless you forget to get your lighter back from him. And if ya dont know, now ya know.

Jimmy: "Damn! Who is that?! And what the hell is he doing over there?" To Black Bryan "Hey, bro, what're you doin'?"
Sally: "Oh, that's Black Bryan, when he comes over he likes to mow my back yard for me. He's really helpful."
Black Bryan: "Hey! Wassup, Jimmy big boi?! I like to do a Black Bryan on Sally's yard, when i come by, gives me something to do.. You got a lighter? I need to use it."
Jimmy: "You can Black Bryan my yard too."

by Eiggamemevolretteb February 7, 2023


bryan bexely

the top g, subscribe to his youtube channel

"Bryan Bexely" is the best and I am subscribed

by bryanbexely November 17, 2022


shelby bryan

The girl harry mentioned on their August , 28th interview. He said that he saw her profile on Instagram and fancied her. She looked to be around 15. he said she was a "beautiful girl, majestic eyes" but dropped the subject after a minute or so. Niall said she was "quite pretty" also.

Harry and Niall fancy Shelby Bryan.

by Blake hartwig September 26, 2013


bryan barajas

The most annoying little brother you can have when he wants to but somewhat nice when you get on his good side

Bryan Barajas is my little brother

by xXNotInterestingXx April 9, 2016


Bryan Gallardo

another way to say "you're a mistake"

Me: Hey Bryan Gallardo
Bryan: Hello

Me: nailed it. -,-

by Bryan Gallardo January 24, 2018


do it bryan

"Fuck you Biden"

"I can't believe I have to pay taxes.." "Do it Bryan!"

by mspizza November 4, 2021