whatever makes you happy, usually used in reference to a man
tim: did you cheat on me with bob D:?
becky: um, whatever sucks your duck tim :).
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Similiar to whatever floats your boat but especially appreciated by drunks.
Do you think I need another drink? Reply: Whatever corks your bottle.
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A response to close any discussion against a male when you have no argument left (regardless of whether or not the guy-kissing incident actually happened). A bulletproof final statement that leaves its victim either speechless or spastically trying to deny such a thing ever occurred.
Originates from an ancient 'Friends' episode wherein Ross and Chandler battle over who has the worst secret. Will not work on chicks or gay guys.
Whatever dude... you kissed a guy.
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1. Used by someone who doesn't want anything to do with the idea being proposed.
2. Used during argument between couples in a half-threatening manner to imply that if you do do it there will be consequences.
1. "Do whatever the fuck you want, your plan sucks anyways."
2. "Tim sold his bike because he bought it without the approval of his wife, apparently "Do whatever the fuck you want" doesn't mean what he thought."
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"I don't get it, but hey--whatever works for you."
Used to denote ambivalence toward another's choice of action/food/hobby/sexual partner.
See Whatever humps your camel, whatever floats your boat.
From the delicious invention of the root beer float, a scoop of ice cream placed into a frosty mug of Sprecher's best.
Two kids sit down in the cafeteria.
Ryan: Sweet! My mom packed me a peanutbutter & tunafish sandwhich for lunch!
Josh: *enjoying his pizza Lunchable* Whatever floats your root beer, dude.
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A conspicuously dirty-sounding but for the most part undefinable sex slur that can mean mosltly anything, as long as it has to do with sex.
John: God, she (that fugly hobag over there)'s gorgeous, I'd do her in a second.
Max: Whatever floats your boat.
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do whatever you want day is on February 28. It's the day where you can do whatever you want. Pretty cool, huh?
"hey dude, what are you doing?" "im making siberia it's own country" "why" "its do whatever you want day"
"oh"