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Willy wattle: sagging stretchy skin from ball bag
He was on all fours in front of me baring his willy wattle
wonky is another word for horny. willy winky is different doe. willy wonky is more than horny. it’s madd horny, hella horny. it’s already used in shows. minus well make it a real word.
boy 1• “are you wonky?”
boy 2• “WILLY WONKY!” 😫
A smig willy is someone who makes up for the length of their micropenis by being the biggest dick they can possibly be.
Did you hear that Bradley's mother e-mailed the tennis coach after he didn't make the team, and then he made it? He is such a smig willy.
when you Die Hard but still breathin'
I ain't dead yet like I'm a Bruce Willis.
A stinky willy is when you masterbate on the toilet whilst having a shit and fall face first onto the floor shit on your own cock and just as you are about to climax you get a wiff of your shit and climax in your own mouth
Scott: 'Preforms a Stinky Willy'
Scott's Mum: SCOTT WHY IS THERE SHIT ON YOUR COCK AND CUM IN YOUR MOUTH ARE YOU ON BENEFITS.
Scott: 'Precedes to cry and choke on his own semen'
A name for a pervert or pedophile, usually an old man.
"Oh my god Cousin Willie is staring at me guys"
Pervert: pedo perv paedo
A willy licker is a term used to degrade someone usually a man, insisting he is gay and likes penises.
Dave:- that girl is soooo hot!
John:- what the fuck would you know, you willy licker!
Dave:- you twat.