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H and C

Ham and Cheese Sandwich

Jen: Jim, what did you have for lunch?
Jim: I had a H and C
Tim: What is a H and C?
Vincent: Ham and Cheese Sandwich

c falc

official title, captain falcon
c falc is an agile character in super smash bros brawl, but redundant. he is competition for the best brawl character, he is known for

falcon punch
falcon kick
show me you're moves

dude c falc is sickkk
show me your moves

c-peak

dating someone in a lower grade than you.

“you should go out with kaia!”

“no, she’s in 8th grade. i don’t c-peak”

c-dubacing

Verb. When you find yourself mumbling sensessly about random left field subjects for no real reason at all. The moment when you feel multiple random subjects are so pressing that you need to bring them all up at the same time during a group conversation and you cannot stop yourself from doing so. Oftentimes while C-dub acing, you may spill beer on your chest. This is usually a result from a mixture of excitement and social anxiety. Also see: dippin the dub-lace

I can't believe I just C-dubaced so hard in front of that chick right now bro. I really hope she doesn't think I'm a serial killer or something.

I don't want to kill your vibe right now bro, but you're C-dubacing so hard, I forgot what we were even talking about.
"I'm gonna C-dubace my way into her pants."
"How did we meet you ask? He c-dubaced me until I agreed to go out with him."

Double C

A hood way of saying Chanel.

"Double C your purses, you deserve it" ~ A Boogie wit da Hoodie on the track 'Swervin'

C-4

(noun) Explosive material that looks and feels like white clay. Most often used by military personnel, terrorists and modern-day bank robbers! C-4 can also be called "Composition 4" since it includes three other types of explosives along with the original base catalyst. Form of plastique.

Terrorists rigged the Khobar Towers in Saudi Arabia with C-4 before demolishing it.

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