Stoner, pothead, or frequent cannabis-user; a high person, someone who is really baked (from having just completed a roadie).
Jeff (devil-eyed and reeking of dank): "Dude, where is your bathroom?"
Gas station attendant 1: "Down the hall on your left."
Gas station attendant 2: "Looks like we got ourselves a California Cruiser."
Gas station attendant 1: "YEAUP!"
California dungeons is what the “dysfunctional bastards” from the Ronald Reagan era called there hood and if you were caught lurking around there your are “trapped in the dungeon”
Jarald: yo niggas gather in.
Group: aight
Jarald: remember this is our California dungeon we must be regulators at all time.
All: CALIFORNIA DUNGEONS!!!
A person who moves from California and goes on ad-nauseam about how much better California is, hence begging the question, "Why the hell'd you leave?"
That California Yankee, Moonbeam is yammering again about how this town is nothing like Barstow. I hope she chokes on her kale.
A city in central California which is a "mini hood" of sorts. There is a notorious gang and hardly anything of interest when you get down to it. That is, unless you're a tourist. For tourists, this city is a haven for "culture" and "ethnic diversity" and "oh my god is that man selling doughnuts made of lard?!" (yes, he is).
Guy #1:I went to Oceano, California last week
Guy #2: And?
Guy #1: Meh.
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Piedmont, California is a very wealthy and established part of Bay Area in the hills surrounded completely by Oakland. It boasts prestigious architecture by Julia Morgan, Maybek and Albert Farr and some of the best public schools in the United States. The dividing line between upper and lower Piedmont is open for debate but most call anything below Grand to Pleasant Avenue, "Baja Piedmont". Despite the upper part of Piedmont having an ultra rich reputation, dotted throughout the Châteaus and massive compounds are relatively tiny one level "Nouveau riche" homes. Piedmont was initially a place that people moved to for social climbing and was once a very conservative all white part of the Bay Area with few Asians, Latinos or Blacks though in the past two decades voting has been overwhelmingly Democrat and the town has more racial diversity. They have a world famous bird calling contest each year with the winner appearing on David Letterman.
"I'm so glad I grew up in Piedmont, California from birth unlike you who showed up in the 6th grade when your parents wanted to save money on private schools and get out of Oakland."
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You pretend to be a big time movie/record producer. Promise unsuspecting female a big career, drive to the desert for sex and leave her.
Nicole went to LA with promises of a big music career and was duped into a california duster.
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The one place in the world where it never rains. (According to Toni Tone Tony)
Now it may be cold on the east coast, but on the other side of town, it never raaaaaaaains. Southern California.
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