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To be given a television show by a mediocre comedian and a corrupt national broadcasting corporation, only to have it taken away seven months later.
That giant redhead just got Canada's History'd by those dickbags.
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While performing Canada's History, they used Moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley cup
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when you take the stanly cup, a jug of maple syrup, and moose antlers and use them for sex. The maple syrup is used as lube while the antlers go into the girls vaginaanl and ass hole. The stanly cup is used to catch the pussy juice and ass shit that comes out during the act.
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i did a canada's history on the whore in amsterdam
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a depraved act of a sexual nature where maple leaves are jammed up the anus until a sweet syrup drips onto the loon-shaped pancakes you have strategically placed on your partner's genitalia.
I'm in the mood for some Canada's History! You bring the leaves, I'll supply the pancakes!!
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To perform fellatio to a bag of dicks.
The angry customer implored the incompetent waitress to go Canada's History.
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Running a train on a Mountie.
I couldn't look Constable Bouchard in the eyes this morning. I don't know what came over us. I've never seen so many people Canada's History someone on a bear rug before. Meth is a helluva drug.
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Crawling inside the anal orifice of a Mountie, turning the body inside-out, then penetrating the inverted anus with a hockey stick.
On a recent trip to Montreal, Terrence & Phillip showed me a little bit of Canada's History.
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