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Winter's Asshole from januaryuary to April. Sleet is all over the place and everywheres deserted. The only thing for locals then is boredom, depression, school/work, drugs, and cold.
The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.
A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.
"You live on Cape Cod? Lucky!"
"The Fuck you high on? It's winter's asshole."
A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an Obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam Knock Off. This Sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan Administration.
I’d rather eat a Wet Asshole than a Dry ass Cape May Carver!
A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.
“I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry Cape May Carver”
A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.
I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry ass Cape May carver!
A codeword for Korean Porn
like k-pop, but instead it's k-porn
Me: Hey bro let's travel to Cape Horn it'll be great I promise.
Friend: Sounds like a plan, how big's your TV?
Bystanders: *wtf does a TV have to do with traveling to Cape Horn?*
a cape one, who enjoys fisting, wears
That's ironic that James is wearing a red cape. I fisted him last night.
Pay attention to your needy girlfriend.
The origin is from an E-40 song "Captain Save A Hoe"
The reference line is "You should have had your cape on tight that night."
Guy's girlfriend " Heyy what are u doin right now can I come through??"
Other guy "Tell your boyfriend to tighten his cape"
"My girlfriend is gonna leave me"
"Tighten your cape"