Stop wearing the Cape for me! I can handle myself
No need to wear the cape, I already have ran outta time..
An up and coming town where 80% of people are retired part-time residents (snowbirds). Everyone is friendly, unless you are a liberal. Even then, the residents are friendly, but they'll definitely tell you that you are wrong.
If you have money, there are endless things to do and places to go. 400+ Miles of canal systems means that if you've got a boat, this place should be right up your alley. If you don't have money, you'll probably get bored pretty quick here. Sucks to be broke, get better at life.
Incel: Cape Coral is boring, there's nothing to do here
Chad: Nah you're just a loser
a bathrobe that is worn around the house
wheres my gaff-cape? I gotta go cast some spells
A British colony that existed from 1795-1910. it lives on as a rocky headland in Cape Town, South Africa. the Dutch first landed then possibly got Rekt by the UK so the Dutch-Africans became the Boers/Boars. it was also Probably a scam made by Portugal to waste countries time. The colony ended in 1910 To make The Union Of South Africa.
the Cape of good hope has Millions of People because of the city Cape Town.
A Minecraft player with a big interest in it's capes. They try to obtain as many as they can.
Yeah, this guy is definitely a cape hunter. Look at his machine translations! He even submitted a Realms map some time ago!
It's actually an island. It's been an island since the Wilson administration. I don't give a fuck about your branding, call it what it is: "Cod Island"
I'm on my way to a job on Cod Island, formerly known as "Cape Cod," and there's so many rich old bastards and upper class methadome addicts that it's like I never left Florida!
Winter's Asshole from januaryuary to April. Sleet is all over the place and everywheres deserted. The only thing for locals then is boredom, depression, school/work, drugs, and cold.
The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.
A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.
"You live on Cape Cod? Lucky!"
"The Fuck you high on? It's winter's asshole."