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A school that makes you wear uniforms , go to church, and take religion class. Most guy are named chad or brock. 50% white, 47.5% filipino, 2.5% latino.
The cause of approximately 40% of all atheists. Most people transfer to Joliet West because the school sucks ass
Joliet Catholic Academy
My parents sent me to JCA as a kid. I’m an atheist now
What kind of car you drive?
A new Honda
Oh you must go to JCA
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Girls that have to wear the ugliest, most uncomfortable uniform in the world but don’t care at all what they look like. They are pros at cheating and cheat on every test. They pretty much put their hair in a messy bun every day. They don’t care what public school kids think of them because they know they are cooler.
Public school girl: how did u do so good on your test?
Catholic school girl: I sit next to a smart kid
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when you orgasm ten times harder because a girltold you to get her pregnant
'cum in me'
"no you'll get pregnant"
'my parents will take care of it'
"holy canoli i came so much because i have that irish catholic fetish"
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This is the usual method used by Catholic Priests when seducing choir boys
"I heard George got a Catholic Shoulder Rub yesterday from Father Mathews"
"I always knew that father he was a creep"
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A woman (or man) who drinks like a fish, this wild and untamed creature can be found in close proximity to her boyfriend, who she will guard fiercely to the death from other fish. This fish is extremely territorial and will not hesitate to sling daddy’s little piss monster out of her sleeve like a rabid chihuahua.
This catholic whore fish just ripped Cindy apart for smacking her boyfriends ass, and worst of all she punched through cindys chest, ripped her heart out and yelled, “FOR THE GLORY OF ROME” at the top of her lungs. Typical catholic whore fish.
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(N) When you're pushed to the corner during a debate or an argument, and you have no valid points to put across, you may use this slang to save your face and guilt your opponent. This is an important victim card in India.
Policemen caught Joe riding without license. They urged him to come to the nearby police station as punishment. Joe instead of accepting his crime, said : "you caught me Because I'm a Catholic, right?"
The policemen, feared of being called communal, let him go.
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Humorist PJ O'Rourke once stated, "I've always figured that if God wanted us to go to church a lot He'd have given us bigger behinds to sit on and smaller heads to think with."
After one visit, it becomes apparent that God has obliged PJ with an entire University with suitable Church-goers.
Almost as a rule, the female students at Catholic sport oversized buttocks, and often a bit of a tummy (for when they fall asleep in Church leaning forward, perhaps?). Additionally, sweat pants with the Catholic logo are religiously (pardon the pun) purchased and worn, mainly because no jeans at A&F will fit.
PJ's theories are further proven by the intellect displayed by Catholic U students. The females, despite having zany and purely incorrect beliefs on what constitutes virginity (make sure he wears a condom!), are outdone by the males. On the one hand, they take some pride in living in one of the less-advantaged socio-economic areas of DC, but on the other hand they are quick to forget that they are provided with security that would have made the Marines at Khe Sahn green with envy. The entire campus is ringed with gates, security card checks, and other such nonsense so as to provide a safety barrier between the students and the 'murkier' folk they are surrounded by. While conversing with Catholic students, it is considered polite to drop the n-word several dozen times, even when discussing the question of why African-Americans are ambivalent about supporting the Republican Party.
If I haven't yet convinced you to pay CUA a visit, I should point out one last detail. As long as you can conjure an even half-way decent reason for them to not feel guilt, the women are easier than 123. I take no responsibility if the condom breaks, however.
G-Town Student #1: "Dude, wanna go down to Union Station and hit on some Catholic University of America girls?"
G-Town Student #2: "Fuck no man, I want to actually earn my poon-tang tonight."
AU Student #1: "I'm so glad that I didn't apply to Catholic!"
AU Student #2: "AMEN Sister!"
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