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A bunch of people who where the Burberry colours with pride, dress in sports wear and think not brushing their teeth is good.
also drives a load of shit, and also cant drive for shit.
Lack of eduction present.
"Oi, get out the fucking way you Chav, im going to get something you never got. An Education. "
English person who lives in a caravan, has cigarettes for breakfast, cocaine for lunch and McDonald's for dinner (if they haven't been shanked up already). Their dad left between the time they were born and the age of two, their mum works in a fish and chip shop and their 17 year old brother is a drug dealer.
FUN FACT: The place with the highest population of chavs is Wick
Synonyms: Pikie, hoodie, yob
Most commonly found: On the Jeremy Kyle Show
Anyone from The Only Way Is Essex is a chav
the word chav is short for Council Housing And Violent. Typically wearing 'bling', tracksuits, cheap imitations of designer clothing and an incorrectly placed baseball cap with the apparent inability to speak english. Please note that more than 3 chavs in one place is known as a chavalanche
"See that kid over there, in the tracksuit"?
"Who the chav"?
Vermin usually located in Northern England with some of the population of chavs located in Birmingham, London and Manchester. They will stand outside fast-food chains such as McDonalds and KFC with their hands down their boxers fondling with themselves while staring out other people. They will try and act hard but at the end of the day they are only little Bratts who are looking to impregnate a girl then move on
Oh Look a chav
Oh that area is known for chavs
The word "chav" is derived from a particular description of the buggers themselves:
Council
House
And
Violence
4 words to sum it up. Lovely.
-look. he's a right chav!
-no he's not. we're not on a council estate. nobber.
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There are 3 types of 'Chav'
-Wannabe Chav- These are you're 8-11 kidswho go round in tracksuits, caps pointed upwards, with some type of addidas jacket on. they ussualy wonder round in groups and thing there badboys just because there are lots of them. They sometime smoke, becuase that makes you look 'hard' and will try to start a fight with and imitate what you say. These are very annoying and should all try a bit harder. commonly reffered to as Charva
- Gay Chav - These Chavs always seem to be poor, smell and where the same clothes all the time. They commonly ask you for a 'fag' (Ciggarette) at which most people reply to as no. They then say 'yeah you do' for some reason, even if you do don't OR they will ask you for a lighter, it is less common that they will say 'yeah you do' if you say no. They where the same clothes as a typical Chav and hang around in groups of 2-4 in which they will go round drawing on walls saying stuff like 'Bez was ere reppin B6 07' or they terroise smaller, more innocent people. These Chavs are ussualy very stupid.
-'Safe' Chav- These Chavs are alright, they wear the more expensive type of Nike,Adidas and do not seem to have a problem with anybody. They will not start fights, but they may ask you for a fag. if you reply no, they says its alright and leave. You can talk to them, and they will have no problem with you. These Chavs hang around in larger groups 6-8 but pose no threat.
Wannabe Chav: yeah man, yeah man when we see him we're gonna smash him innit, yeah yeah, wanna fight? na na na you is a pussy innit
Gay Chav: Oi mate got a fag?
Guy: No..
Gay Chav: Yeah you do
Safe Chav: Yeah you know that girl who goes to your school?
Guy: Yeah, I know her
Safe Chav: Yeah I would bang her, yeah?
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