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someone who thinks McDonald's is a 5-star restaurant. always hangs out around the corner shop, fish and chip shops and parks. they live on greasy foods, don't ever wash there hair or clothes, usually cleaners and live on estates. you can tell a chav smell from a mile away. they have a very distinctive choice of words. if you see one coming don't look at them because they will try and fight you. keep your distance. you aren't safe from them.
I was walking down the street and saw a chav
A type of girl, stereotypically from Britain in the UK
Chavs are usually found dating Roadmen, another type of person but are stereotypically boys. Chav's are the type of cocky girl you will find in Schools, Maccies (Mcdonalds), Makeup and Jewellery shops.
They act like they're middle class though they usually go to a PUBLIC SCHOOL.
Chav 1: U seen my new Boyfriend
Chav 2: Oh Yeah, Josh, He's prehy handsome in't he?
Chav 1: Ya
Smokes weed and joyrides, dresses up like a muggers holiday fund. Sleep around and treat women like crap
the word chav is short for Council Housing And Violent. Typically wearing 'bling', tracksuits, cheap imitations of designer clothing and an incorrectly placed baseball cap with the apparent inability to speak english. Please note that more than 3 chavs in one place is known as a chavalanche
"See that kid over there, in the tracksuit"?
"Who the chav"?
There are 3 types of 'Chav'
-Wannabe Chav- These are you're 8-11 kidswho go round in tracksuits, caps pointed upwards, with some type of addidas jacket on. they ussualy wonder round in groups and thing there badboys just because there are lots of them. They sometime smoke, becuase that makes you look 'hard' and will try to start a fight with and imitate what you say. These are very annoying and should all try a bit harder. commonly reffered to as Charva
- Gay Chav - These Chavs always seem to be poor, smell and where the same clothes all the time. They commonly ask you for a 'fag' (Ciggarette) at which most people reply to as no. They then say 'yeah you do' for some reason, even if you do don't OR they will ask you for a lighter, it is less common that they will say 'yeah you do' if you say no. They where the same clothes as a typical Chav and hang around in groups of 2-4 in which they will go round drawing on walls saying stuff like 'Bez was ere reppin B6 07' or they terroise smaller, more innocent people. These Chavs are ussualy very stupid.
-'Safe' Chav- These Chavs are alright, they wear the more expensive type of Nike,Adidas and do not seem to have a problem with anybody. They will not start fights, but they may ask you for a fag. if you reply no, they says its alright and leave. You can talk to them, and they will have no problem with you. These Chavs hang around in larger groups 6-8 but pose no threat.
Wannabe Chav: yeah man, yeah man when we see him we're gonna smash him innit, yeah yeah, wanna fight? na na na you is a pussy innit
Gay Chav: Oi mate got a fag?
Guy: No..
Gay Chav: Yeah you do
Safe Chav: Yeah you know that girl who goes to your school?
Guy: Yeah, I know her
Safe Chav: Yeah I would bang her, yeah?
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The word "chav" is derived from a particular description of the buggers themselves:
Council
House
And
Violence
4 words to sum it up. Lovely.
-look. he's a right chav!
-no he's not. we're not on a council estate. nobber.
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