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An Asian person eating pussy.
Don was going hard last night, he was choking the cat with his girlfriend.
When you defecate in a plastic bag and suffocate someone with it.
Did you hear what happened on the news yesterday!? Someone was poo choking someone in an alley and a cop saw it and was able to save him!
The stranger choke is performed by sitting on your hand for 2 minutes and then choking yourself with said hand while masturbating with the other hand.
"Dude, i was performing the stranger choke last night and almost passed out
Commode choking is when a bowel movement is so large it actually chokes the commode.
"I hadn't gone to the bathroom in three days, but today I went commode choking."
When one masterbates vigorously in a manner that is similar to the strangulation of popular tv star keith chegwin.
'Saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eye he had been choking the chegwin all night'
A term used for stimulating a limp penis and bringing it to life
My mom caught me choking the zombie last night.
Doing really poorly at a competition of some sort that is sort of important, but not really because you know you’re gonna win anyways.
Don’t ka-choke-a this weekend!