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Eatting pussy
Steps for sex:
1. Kissing
2. Touching
3. Chopping parsley
4. Insertion
After we kissed, I slid her pants off and began chopping her parsley
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Extreme dry mouth that follows smoking marijuana.
"That blunt just gave me the worst cotton chops I have had in a while, we need to get some water"
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A combination made up of 1/3 tobacco (whatever you prefer) and 2/3 weed that is pulled through a slide all at once. Enjoy.
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A person who's on the chopping block is in danger of losing their job or getting into serious trouble. A project that's on the chopping block is likely to be terminated.
Matt really put his head on the chopping block when he started
spending all the money that doesn't belonged to him.
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This is a colloquial phrase in Australia to "carry on like a pork chop", maning that someone is behaving in a silly or stupid way.
This expression is a truncated version of the longer and more widespread phrase be like a pork chop in a synagogue; this has been around since the 1950s. Since pork is forbidden food for Jewish people, to describe something as being like a pork chop in a synagogue means that it is highly inappropriate, embarrassingly out of place, and quite unwelcome. The Australian expression carry on like a pork chop has now shifted the focus from inappropriateness to foolishness. (Often happens with truncated expressions — they kind of go their merry way!)
"Mate, calm down, you're carrying on like a pork chop".
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The act of placing someone's face against your ass and ripping a filthy dirty fart.
"Are you practicing karate son?"
"Yeah dad"
"You wanna learn chop suey son?"
"What's that?"
*places head against rear and passes gas*
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Cutting a Minecraft tree in such a way that the wood is removed, but the leaves float in the air.
The aesthetics of the town have been ruined by all the Keal-Chopping thats been going on!
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