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A snake. You can never trust this man. He will leak any information that was told to him in confidence to anyone that asks just so he can feel important.
Dude that snake Christopher Ponce told Brittney that I farted in her salad.
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A strange but simple creature often found down the back of a sofa or in shrubbery in the garden with slugs. It is thought that if you rub its head three times with your left index finger you are instantly issued with a bowl of rose petals.
"Guess what, i found a christopher nguyen in my garden today but I accidentally stood on his face."
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the act of a fraternity guy, roofie-ing a girl and then driving her hundreds of miles away and then dumping her in the woods in hopes that she can find her way home.
Brad: What happened to my girlfriend, (insert slut name here)?
Zach: We gave her the ole Christopher Columbus. You won't have to worry about her for a while.
Brad: Sobs in the corner while masterbating into a sock.
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Supposedly one of the best Catholic elementary schools. I went there for 9 long years, and I can tell you, Holy Family is right. It's full of short, rich brats. Don't send your kid there.
kid from saint christopher: hi
other kid: hi
kid from saint christopher: me and all my friends are going to disneyland in japan do you wanna come oh that's right you can't afford it peace.
elementary crappy school what the hell
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The urinal game of finding the target on the urinal,(usually near the top) where you belive the porcelin is entirely untouched, and thus marking it as your own territory.
Bro I totally just Christopher Columbused that urinal, the upper left corner is all mine.
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Where you're doing a girl doggy style, and grabber her wrists when she is bent over. Using her wrists for leverage, instead of using her hair. When you thrust forward, you let her wrists go so she hits her head with her arms back looking like super man.
By Shocklin and Gideon
Similar to horse fucking except you let her go and impaling her head into the wall.
Where you're doing a girl doggy style, and grabber her wrists when she is bent over. Using her wrists for leverage, instead of using her hair. When you thrust forward, you let her wrists go so she hits her head with her arms back looking like super man.
By Shocklin and Gideon
Christopher Reeves aka superman aka horse fucking
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An extraordinarily handsome, charming, sophisticated Viennese-born actor for over 30 years who speaks three languages (German, French and English) and does a good mock Italian. Academy Award winner for Best Supporting Actor for his portrayal of Schutzstaffel (SS) Sicherheistdienst (Security Service) Standartenführer (Colonel) Hans Landa in Quentin Tarantino's "Inglourious Basterds." Adored by women and men aged 16 - 60. Sex on two very fine legs. The very best way to learn German. The greatest über-bingo ever. Purveyor of Der Humpink. The man with the thigh-parting, panty-melting stare. The only reason thousands of women worldwide are downloading dozens of German movies and TV shows with no subtitles whatsoever. The subject of ChristophWaltzFans.com
"I'm learning German the Christoph Waltz way."
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