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Having sex with a hooker who shows up looking nothing like their profile pic - but youre too horny to care
she looked nothing like her photo but i went for it anyway knowing i was just burning the clock
Something to spice up your sex life, you set a timer or stopwatch and every time it goes off you switch to a new sex position.
Person 1: How are you and Jill doing?
Person 2: Well, honestly things were boring until last night when we tried clock style.
A phrase for people who want to be left alone and unbothered for no reason
Friend 1: Hey! Can you help me with this?
Friend 2: Can’t you see I’m “off the clock” rn?!
Friend 1: But it’s lunch?
Friend 2: Uhhh bye— leave!
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Countdown until you will have sex with your significant other. Primarily used by long distance couples.
My bang clock is still at 54 days. I might have to book at earlier flight.
Used by Guyanese people to refer to a place in Stabroek Market : where there is a great Market Clock..where Ilegal Trading and the selling of stolen goods are conducted.
" Your phone was stolen?..you should check Under The Clock and see if someone has it there...get the Police involved and repossess it".
A sex position for a two male one female threesome in which the two men face each other and the woman is hung upside down via one knee over the shoulder of one man. She is then penetrated vaginally and anally by each man respectively and swung back and forth. Resembling the pendulum of a grandfather clock.
"Simon asked if i wanted to make a grandfather clock the other day."
"You're not a clockmaker"
"Neither is simon"
Guy 1: Yo did you get caught looking at the clock?
Guy 2: Yerp. She talked to me about it after that period.