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what you say to a girl when their nipples are hard
hey baby, do you think its cold?
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A nigger in the northern climes caught without one of those big gay parkas. Usually found at a convenience store buying large amounts of lip balm
Billy Bob- " did y'all see that negger back there at Bubbas Crack Pipes & beer store? He wuz bine owl da dam carmex. Now whadmeye gone dew bout mah code sower? Whas a dam darkie doon up heyere ennee waze? Dat po cold nigger iz sho ouda place up here in south dickota! Less go chase eem wit duh dowgs!
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a brief period of very cold weather
The one cold snap we had before winter came at an inconvenient time.
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The condition when the temperatures drop low enough to cause frost-bite therefore causing parts of the body to turn black.
After 10 hours of being exposed to nigger cold temperatures the doctor was left with no choice but to amputate Muddy Mudskipper's toes.
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Fanbase of the rock band COLD.
More on the COLD Army at http://www.coldarmy.com
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When one freezes his or her feces and then uses it as a dildo.
My girlfriend always makes me remove my shit from the toilet and put it in a plastic bag because she likes to get off with a cold barney.
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Something that always seems to happen mostly around wintertime, especially Hanukkah/Christmas/New Year's just when you've firmed up your plans to see your family and/or friends. Often caused by idiotic, careless people who don't bother to contain their sneezes and coughs in a handkerchief or shake hands with the same hand they've just sneezed and coughed into.while they're hovering around you on the bus and/or train. Usually takes three days to catch after you're exposed, and makes you feel miserable for at least five days, with sneezing, coughing, stuffy and runny nose, sometimes a headache, and weakness. Yukkkk!
I just caught a bad head cold, so I can't visit Grandma for Hanukkah.
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