cooking rice

causing male ejaculation. the action of causing the ejaculation identified as the cooking; the ejaculate(semen) identified as the rice.

Peter can't come to the phone, he's cooking rice in his room.

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Cook Burgers

Cook Burgers is a ROBLOX game developed by Sssqd.
In Cook Burgers, you can cook burgers, as the name suggests.
What the fuck did you think i was gonna put here?
Oh, you can also deep-fry rats and then freeze them.

Player 1: dude what the fuck is cook burgers
Player 2: a game where you cook burgers?
Player 1: well at least its not cook sandwiches
Player 2: that game is ancient!

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Cooked and Booked

You’re screwed; Put in your place indefinitely; Finished; No shot at recovery

When Emily exposed to the room full of friends and family that James had a small penis, he had been cooked and booked

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pressure cooking

Laying under an electric blanket in the winter and allowing the heat to cook up a major fart to reach its maximum odor. Similar to a dutch oven. Once this odor has been brewing, lift the blanket to release your concocted stench.

"Heidi, what are you doing under your blanket?"
"Pressure cooking, Daniel" (lift up blanket)
"Oh shit!" (daniel then passes out)

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alex cooke

a homo man whore. sells his dick to gay men for $5 a hour

look at that alex cooke

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tyler cook

has fucked every girl in the city they live in, their nickname is mostly ty. they are well known as a fuck boy. most likely ugly.

that boy tyler cook has fucked every girl in jeff co.

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dane cook

Dane Cook is an American comedian that does screen acting and stand-up comedy. His stand-up comedy is mostly observational. Cook is considered by many to be the funniest comedian to walk this planet. His CD “Retaliation” was on the top ten hits list for a wile. His most famous routines include topics such as someone getting struck by a vehicle, run-ins at “the Wall” and the “sangwich, and the "Heist/Monkey". He has also coined the word “BAMF” short for Bad Ass Mother Fucker and created the Su-Fi (Super Finger). Cook has come out with 2 CD’s so far (“Harmful if Swallowed” and “Retaliation”) and has appeared in numerous movies and numerous TV talk shows and comedy programs such as Saturday Night Live.

"Hahahaa. That Dane Cook is a silly bitch."

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