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Hey man i was just at the COTTON PATCH there was this hot oldie but her dentures fell out while she took off her bra!!
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A ritual that includes fornication with rabbits, particularly with cotton tale rabbits
John: What are you doing today bill?
Bill: throwing a party
John: what kind?
Bill: A good old fashion cotton fuck
John: hot damn!
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Verb: Rhyming slang for male masturbation. To "have a pull". When friends and accomplices are used to the term, it can be shortened to a "cotton" for public discretion.
Eg 1: Jimmy was so worked up after a boys night out at the strippers, he went home immediately to have a cotton wool.
Eg 2: Q "Where's Steven?"
A "He's out the back having a cotton"
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A cleaning device specially made for ears but known to be able to clean cars, bathrooms and dogs.
Johnny's ears were full of wax. Not anymore. He cleans them with a cotton bud.
Jack's car was of a disgusting sight. With the help of 10'000 cotton buds he was able to make it shine again.
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An activity which occurs when, before sex, a girl forgets to take out her tampon. Afterwards, realizing what has happened, one or both of the partners must reach in and retrieve aforementioned tampon.
"Ah shit Dan! I left my tampon in... I guess it's cotton picking time."
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When you get fucked in the ass so hard that you bleed, and have to shove cotton balls in your ass to stop it.
---Damn, Sheena, what is the matter with you??
---Mann, I had a bad cotton fuck last night and now I can barely sit!!
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pink nipples, white girl vag, and white women in general. may also refer to how white women's private parts taste like cotton candy
Steve: Yo, you ever hooked up with a white girl?
Eddie: Hell yea, I tasted the cotton candy.
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