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Any Halloween trick-or-treater who is clearly too old to be asking you for candy. Candy Cougars could be anyone who is legally old enough to have a job, vote, drive a car, is pregnant, and is at your door asking for free candy.
Yeah we had some candy cougars this Halloween. Most of them came after 9pm.
A person with traits or attributes of an older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with much younger men.
In the hot tub of that swingers club, I meet a cougar-esque lady. She wasn't quite a cougar because she turned out to be a drag queen.
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Vaginal lips of and older woman's female member. Not to be confused with Krueger Flaps on an aircraft.
Vanessa's cougar flaps were worn weathered and quite dry.
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an older woman who only fuck men that look like little boys.
Meg likes to make we wear a bib before she acorn cougars me.
When you come across and very attractive older woman and things stand at attention in your pants. This word was actually derived from an auto correct fail but it was so good it stuck and continues to spread
I was at the bar and this super hot older woman walks in and I immediately had a cougar knob. My cougar knob was so hard I could not get up to go talk to her.
when Pope Prep absolutely brutally pounds any other team by shoving the big E ROBB down the d-line so hard that it must result in a touchdown
kid a: did yall lose to jp2?
kid b: yeah they shoved blue cougar down our throat