Crank Squeeze

To vigorously masturbate.

I was so stressed from work last night that I had to crank squeeze in the bathroom on my break.

crank dat

A type of popular dance originally created by Soulja Boy. There are many different types and versions of this ghetto dance.

Random black guy:Man dat og nigga be crankin dat byahh. CRANK DAT BYAHH NIGGA!!!!

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crank bait

1. The act or action of being annoying.

2. A word used to substitute a cuss word.

3. A name for someone who is bothering you in some way or another.

Stop being such a crank bait.

*hits knee on table* crank bait!

What a crank bait.

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crank the wank

Cranking the wank is the same as choking the chicken, hugging the headgehog, beating the meat, jacking the johnson, milking the snake, touching the toad, whacking the weasel, and spanking the monkey.

To masturbate.

Tim: "Why, Jim, you're looking very nice today."
Jim: "Thank you Tim, you're looking rather appealing yourself... I think I'd like to crank the wank to your sexy body, no homo."
Tim: "sweet!"

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whats cranking

What are you doing.
What are you up to.
Whats up.

"What's crankin?"
"Nothing, Just chillin."

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Crank Mite

The imaginary bugs the drug attics find themselves being attacked by relentlessly. These so called Crank Mites are commonly associated with crystal methamphetamine users. Due to this commonality some refer to these Crank Mites as Meth Bugs.
As a result of having crank mites is obvious to the general public. They show up as sores on the victim’s body, namely the face and forearms. These sores are caused by the nonstop picking and scratching the user engages in trying to rid themselves of these mites.

Toddy just banged a teener of crystal and is tearing himself up from those crank mites.

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crank mechanic

US Navy Corpsman or urologist

Gotta go visit the crank mechanic after liberty last night.

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