crap up

when u try to poo hard but at the last second your asshole closes so the poo bounces back up yourself.

my ass closed at the last second, making me crap up

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crap dusting

(v) - When a person has to take a crap so bad that when they pull down their pants to mount their throne, they produce their gassy emmissions all the way down to the toilet seat as if fertilzing the area and their own nostrils.

(v) - Same as above except on a larger scale when one can not wait till they get to the bathroom and begin their emmissions from some point outside the bathroom. This person will often fertilize more than their own nostrils.

"Man....after all that Chinese food, my butt was crap dusting all the way to bathroom!!"

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crap on a cracker

A way to describe an unfortunate situation or event.

*drops iphone* "oh, ughhh.. crap on a cracker!!!" >:(

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Crap Music

Music that is not good.

For example
music by
britney spears
etc.
Anything that does not fall into this catergory is good music
aka
GUNS 'N' ROSES
(unlike the above comment believes!)

Hence forth you could say ;
Britney spears (and other chavish like music) makes crap music.

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crap rock

Crap rock is extremely soft rock from the early eighties, with bands such as Air Supply. The peak of crap rock was around 1982. A common misconception is to confuse crap rock with punk rock, which is minimalist music such as the white stripes or the sex pistols. Punk rock was a rebellion to prog rock, music with extravagant solos and keyboards.

Air Supply" would be the epitome of crap rock. Other examples would include Peter Cetera, the Commodores and Lionel Richie, Hall & Oates, Kenny Loggins as well as Joe Cocker and Jenniffer Warnes' famous song "Up Where We Belong."

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Crap Eyewear

Epic 80's influenced sunglass company founded in La Jolla, CA. Rocking radical designs and radical colors throughout southern California. Wild frames and even wilder colors make these shades the coolest around.

"Yo where did you get those glasses?
Oh Peter and Nick crapped on my face"

"Dude those are sweet Craps
Ya Crap Eyewear is fuckin rad"

"Stay shaded when yer faded!"

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crap shack

A place of crapping, also known as a porta-poty

Jack:"Aww man, I gotta drop a steamer in the crap shack"

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