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I spewed my cream of children onto Linda's face.
Simply wiping shit on your face to look tan
My retart buddy wiped shit all over his face to look like the cast of jersey shore, He said “bronzer cream oh yea”! And “I love poop wiped on my face this time of year”!
Any orifice of a promiscuous male of female that would be a common receiver of globs of semen.
And then I busted straight into her cream cave last week. Now the crazy bitch says she's knocked up.
When you cookies and cream yourself you are sexually pleased but also very afraid so you simultaneously jizz and shit your pants at the same time
Oh my god Brenda is wearing those booty shorts and carrying a strap-on, man I think I think I am cookies and creaming
Smashing her puss so hard that she can’t walk right the next day.
Did you see Jessica in town yesterday? She was waddling around like her legs didn’t work. For sure Paul gave her the old cripple cream.
meat injected facial cream, aka cum
I thought the night was going quite uneventful but out of nowhere he gave me the cream of beef.
When you have sex with a Virgin, break the hymen so she bleeds and then cum in her. As its dripping out of her you collect it in a container and have her consume it.
My girlfriend came over and said she was hungry, so i gave her some cherries and cream.