Moose Crickets

Used in the same manner as barking spider. When someone passes gas and there's no one else to blame, blame it on the Moose Crickets. Commonly used in Alaska.

John: "Oh maaaaan! Did you do that??"
Mark (embarassed): "No way! Must be moose crickets in the house!

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Lazy cricket

When you are sprawled on the sofa and too lazy to move.

“I’m not doing anything tonight, just being a lazy cricket.”

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cricket caller

a very very bad joke that nobody laughs at so the person who said it stands there looking like an idiot. it seems like crickets were just waiting to chirp for it.

stupid joker:knock knock!
me: who's there?
stupid joker: who!
me: um.. who who?
stupid joker: no silly owls say hoot!
me: oh my god. that was such a horrible joke. a definite cricket caller.

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Shit cricket

A Pearson who is so retarded they shit like a cricket and fuck dogs cause they from alabamer yee yee

I’m a dumb lil shit cricket and I fuck my cousins . Well bubba bend me over and call me a shit cricket

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jiminy cricket

A mixed drink, when you mix rum and vodka with sprite then shit in it and stir untill dissolved

Im going to make my girlfriend a jiminy cricket when she gets off work, she loves the mustache it leaves on her

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Beaver Crickets

Pubic Lice (Crabs) found on a female.

Last night, I was about to get lucky with the chick next door, but when I got down there, I could practically hear the Beaver Crickets chirpin'...so I went home and chirped my bird instead.

Man, that ho gave me beaver crickets and now I can't stop the itch.

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crotch crickets

"The Family"

He had a rather large "family" on board.

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