A "hip" expression of the 1960's-70's that advises you not to do something risky unless you are willing and able to accept the full weight of the consequences.
Ironically popularized by the theme song to the TV show "Baretta" starring Robert Blake.
Fred: "I'm losing my license for drunk driving..."
Charlie: "Quit complaining! You know what they tell you: 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time!'"
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This describes a girl with an amazing body but an ugly face. see Skeletor
Can also be "body FROM baywatch, face FROM crime watch"
Itz the sort of thing teenage boyz snigger about with their matez but wouldnt actually go say it 2 the girl in question.
"that girl has a body off baywatch, face off crime watch, shame..."
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Sentence that describes villains who are both hot(or just have big tits) and are almost pure evil
Dio from Jojo is a I love having big tits and doing crime
People pay fine after making a mistake.
Very simple concept to understand folks.
If you can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime!!!
When a bro breaks the bro code and causes an atrocity.
Dont trust Noah, he commited a bro crime by taking Adriana from Al.
Tal 's a good bro he would never commit a bro crime!
I'LL NEVER FORGET YOUR BRO CRIMES OF '20
A Rap crew with innovative rappers Scheme and Knives.
Crime-A-Dozen totals the Ministry entirly.
An individual who is fixated on bringing not existent problems to light.
Someone who is a crime-buster will claim that they’re speaking the “truth” or exposing something for what it really is, despite having no reason to be investigating the topic matter.
Darryl: I can’t use my phone for 3 days now because my roommate Kaden tried guessing my password so he could monitor my social medias.
Dawson: Well, that’s what you get from rooming with a crime-buster.