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The act of eating glitter paint and taking a crap around the rim of the toilet to find a glittery suprise.
if you use this on a friends birthday try a nice shiny dildo as a candle.
Hey steven i just left you a toilet cupcake in the bathroom tell me how it taste
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1) When you do something taking an absurd amount of effort and end up with little or no reward.
2) When a guy stands you up for the latest floozy in a miniskirt.
3) A humorous expletive used as an interjection in either of the above or similar cases.
(Boy:) I know we made plans to go hiking a couple weeks ago, but I just met someone special and I don't get to see her much - I'm gonna spend the day with her instead. I hope you understand.
(Girl:) Oh, it's alright, I understand. (Subtext: of course I understand you idiot, she's like a 34 DD with legs half a mile long. Jerk.)
((Out of earshot of said boy)) Freakin' Cupcakes! Again?!? Man, this happened to me not two weeks ago!
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When you take the bottom of the cupcake (the cakey bit), pull it off & put it ontop of the frosting. The frosting acts like the filling & the cake ends are the bread.
Making a cupcake sandwich, it tastes better!
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A delicious mini meatloaf snuggly nestled in a cupcake tin, with creamy mashed potatoes piped on top for frosting. Your whole family will love it.
We're going to surprise that vegetarian Amy for her birthday by making some meatloaf cupcakes.
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When a man poops in a toilet then proceeds to ejaculate on the poop. This Frosting the Chocolate Cupcake.
My day just doesn't feel right if I skip my morning chocolate cupcake.
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Like muffin top, but with a fancy belt.
Travis: Dude, check out that girls cupcake top!
Steve: Yeah, that belt is holding up a lot of frosting.
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when someone is getting head, and just as they finish they jam their schlong into the givers sniffer and blow their load up her nose
man, last night i totally made this chick smell the cupcake
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