When both of your uncles put you on the spitroast.
I dread the holidays because i have to do the South Dakota Square Dance
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This school is a shithole for stoners and thots. Even thought the school spirit is wild we got kids doin dabs in the bathrooms. The freshman are all dumbass kids whoโs only personality trait itโs vaping and only thing the teacher care about is catching freshman going to walmart. The education is kinda shit and I donโt learn nothin. The tallest guy there is like 4โ9 lmao. Do not go there
Only washed up stoners go to Dakota Ridge High School
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A two-year technical college located in Rosemount, Minn. that skips the bull and gets down to business.
The girl had skills, so she went to Dakota County Technical College so she could put them to use.
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A college that hicks and drunkards go to. They feel that they are the best because their college is big, but really, it's just a piece of shit.
Nothing more can be said. The place is shit.
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When a girls pus smells so bad that you have to administer whatever menthol lozenge you have direct to the puss.
โOh babe that smells much better. That South Dakota Breath Mint really did the trick!โ
In the backwoods of South Dakota, the rednecks find unique ways of pleasuring each other. The DeWalt special requires a reciprocating say and a dildo. Someone places the dildo onto the blade of the saw and turns it on, causing the dildo to move in and out really fast. And the rest is history...
-"Man I gave my wife the 'ol South Dakota DeWalt Special last night"
-"How'd that go?"
-"She came in 20 seconds"
<<< UND
man why did i go to school at north dakota state university, UND is so much better
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