Random
Source Code
Random
deja ri (déjà ri) in French, is the process of randomly remembering a random funny event or experience and laughing about it. Other people around you may give you a weird look because they do not know what you are laughing about.
The name deja ri, is similar to deja vu, something that you have already experienced before, but with laughing at something.
Person 1: *randomly starts laughing*
Person 2: why are you laughing all of a sudden?
Person 1: oh, I just remembered this funny moment that happened 6 months ago
Person 2: oh, so you had a deja ri?
Person 1: pretty much, yeah
When you take a wee and it's similar to another wee you took a while ago
I just got a splitstream! What Deja wee.
Tasting your food from earlier all day without actually throwing up.
Ew, deja vom. Taco from yesterday!
The feeling or sensation of experiencing a lack of skill in a video game in which you had previously been skilled.
"I loaded up my old Skyrim file after not playing for years. I felt like such a Deja Noob."
A fart preceded by a nearly identical sounding fart
Mark unloaded another whopper, and it was deja toot all over again.
That uncanny feeling, when you recognize a real life situation, and realize you've seen it previously in a porn flick.
Did you see who delivered the pizza? Super hot blonde, barely 20 years old! I had a total deja-pay-per-view when she said "who ordered the one with extra sausage?"
When you realize your one-night-stand is a repeat offender.
Dude, I hooked up with this hottie I met last night. Turns out I already had her. It was a total deja spew!