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A derogatory phrase commonly used to insult or degrade another"s features by comparing them to a prehistotic species. Also, the word bitch is used to emphasize the insult. Frequently used in Pennsylvania.
Dude1: "Yo, did you see that ugly dinosaur-lookin bitch on the corner?"
Dude2: "Yeah, she looks like a T-Rex, cuz!"
Bitch1: "I ain't gonna get you now, but I'll get you later you dinosaur-lookin bitch!"
Bitch2: "At least I don't look like a raptor whore! Go bite your man's dick off!"
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1. (v) vicious sex act performed by decimating a nasty chick's asshole prior to bringing your wrists up to your chest mimicking a tyrannosaurus, roaring at the full capacity of your lungs and stomping the shit out of your victim, violently demonstrating the hunter's superior might over the powerless prey.
<note: it is not required that this is done to someone's mother, any female can be dinosaur your momed>
2. (adj) used to describe the astounding engine protecting qualities of Mobil 1 Extended Performance motor oil.
1. Jamie is such a slut, I dinosaur your momed her last night and she called me back!
2. ....and then there's this dinosaur your mom kind that goes for 15,000 miles!
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The Christian’s Against Dinosaurs intelligence test is the world’s most advanced intelligence test created by a think tank of trolls in Great Britain.
The CAD IQ test identifies and logs people on Facebook who are of average intelligence, yet who think they are smarter than they are.
Here’s how the test works: If it’s not obvious to you that the Facebook group is a troll group, then in 99.91% of cases, your IQ is below 110. But you believe your IQ is much higher than average.
The vast majority of people who fail this test are between 90 and 110 IQ. They are smart enough to know dinosaurs existed yet not intelligent enough to recognize the trolling.
In an effort to prove they have a Big Brain, they spend their time on the CAD Facebook group:
- Justifying the existence of dinosaurs, in a group where no one actually believes dinosaurs don’t exist
- Bashing members of the group, when in fact no one actually believes dinosaurs don’t exist
- “Trolling”, when in fact they are the ones being trolled.
- Repeatedly trying to shame the “dinosaur believers”, who are in fact trolls
- Bashing religion and harassing members because of their belief in God (The group’s creators are mostly atheists and agnostics, but don’t condone this behavior)
Nigel: “Christians Against Dinosaurs has such stupid members! How can you guys be to believe dinosaurs didn’t exist? Stupid Christians!!”
CAD member (sarcastically): “Big Brain over here! We’ve got a big brain!”
Nigel’s more intelligent friend: “dude… you realize this troll group is literally an IQ test right? Like, was made to create a registry of people of average IQ people who think they’re smarter than they are. I don’t think you passed the test…”
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White guy: “What dinosaur has five-hundred teeth?
Black guy: “What?”
White guy: “Nigers- *gets beat*
The dinosaur with 500 teeth is a Nigersaurus.
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Leave work right at quitting time, regardless of whether you're in the middle of a project -- like Fred Flintstone in the opening sequence of every episode of the Flintstones. (Shouting "Yabba dabba doo!" is optional.)
Clear paper jam? Heck with that! It's five o'clock -- time to slide down the dinosaur.
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A spazzy arm, where your arm is crooked and your wrist is bent so that your hand points downwards and cannot leave your side. Spastics are the most well-known dinosaur armers.
John has a dinosaur arm. Because of it he has earned the nickname Tyrannosaurus John. Watching him try to peel an orange is too funny.
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A big caged dinosaur is the act of putting a fat person in a cage. The Big Caged Dinosaur can be changed by setting the cage on fire. The Flamed Big Caged Dinosaur
Guy 1: Goodness that must be a Big Caged Dinosaur
Guy 2: I prefer a Flamed Big Caged Dinosaur