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Do you believe in Santa Claus?

A question no parents would ask their child at Christmas, unless they are Donald Trump or a radical Islamist who views Christianity as a form of idolatry.

Barron was mad at his nominal Christian father when he asked him, โ€œDo you believe in Santa Claus?โ€

by MathPlus December 25, 2018

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You do me one I'll do you

Refers to the act of giving something back to someone who someone who's given something to you.
Mostly used in raving culture whereby if someone sorts you out with gum you must give them a cigarette or Rollie in return. It's all about looking after eachother.

"You do me one I'll do you"

by Rave12345 December 4, 2016

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do you have any cigarettes

A pick-up line. Often used after a night of heavy drinking when traveling for your workplace with co-workers. Usually executed via phone from hotel room.

Typically used by desperate, married women who are seeking some rough, drunk loving that they aren't getting at home.

Line can be used on both sexes, married or unmarried.

If target is a non-smoker, the line "Hey, do you have any water, I'm thirsty" can be used. See definition for "I'm thirsty."

User in own hotel room - calls co-worker in different room:

"Hey Mike, I just puked in my room, but am wondering, do you have any cigarettes? Cause I sure can use one right now."

by MMD March 1, 2006

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Do you know da wae

A dead meme that originated from VRchat

One question. Do you know da wae?

by SonicMemeDictionary February 25, 2018

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where do you get off

Basically means "why are you...", as in "why are you having sexual relations with my wife, friend?"

Or, as most of us would put it:

"Where the fuck do you get off fucking my wife, asshole!?"

by PoopyPoo April 30, 2005

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Where do you get off?

A question asked when someone has done something considered to be awkward, strange, and/or just plain odd.

A rather literal analogy: When on a city bus/train/subway/etc., you might meet some odd person. You might ask "Where do you get off?" as in asking what stop they get off at, wondering if they live in a neighbourhood with strange folk.

Probably not the true origin of the term, but that seems like a pretty good guess if you ask me.

Guy 1: "So yeah, I like to run around naked with a ball of wool in my hand, and my cat chases me trying to get the ball of wool. It's sooooo much fun!"

Guy 2: "Where do you get off?"

by oddneighbourhoodguy November 26, 2009

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DO YOU HAVE A LIGHTER?

It is a sublimal implication definition.

What kind of ASSHOLE you are.

The US MARSHALLS arrest of perpetrators definition. The very ruining of all the distributive marketing of SHAWK BLUEBIRD including their plan. See next definition . DYHALSB

DO YOU HAVE A LIGHTER? (ASSHOLE) on you as you are going to prison to get a lot of TRAINING?. TMFLZ

DO YOU HAVE A LIGHTER? , (ASSHOLE,) ,,the dry , spitred, tight or lubed up.

DO YOU HAVE A LIGHTER? AS they are going to steal your property. Not if ELON has anything to do with it as TESLA IS A STEAL as it gives you PEACE OF MIND.

by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE May 18, 2021

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