An Overpriced piece of hardware sold by Microsoft, that should reasonably be like 1/3 of the price.
You could also buy the cheaper Surface Charger, but then you would be a pleb.
"Oh my gosh, that's such a surface dock" (Thats what my friend said)
It is the same as the original ned's dock *cough cough* that is, a non existent penis
Girl 1- Omg! I found out Carl has a metaphysical dock yesterday!
Girl 2- That's awful!! What are you going to do?
Girl 1- I'm going to have to leave him, he can't please me.
Girl 2- What a shame, I kinda liked him.
South African slang for hello generally used for a superior
Horse on the docks sir
the murder dock is where i am.
user7029823410407 is at the murder dock
murder dock
When the boys want to dock but they're all circumcised. Bologna to the rescue. Always cold. Warm bologna is weird. Simply touch tips and wrap bologna around both members firmly. Sauces can be used to adjust for skin tone.
Guy 1: So what's the plan tonight?
Guy 2: How about some bologna docking with the boys?
All together: Bologna docking WIT DA BOIZ?!
When you shove uncooked or cooked tater tots into the foreskin. For pleasure or storage. Condiments are often incorporated.
Why do you have so many ketchup packets in your car Jeff? "oh I am a big fan of Tot Docking"
A big dock where you get your wallet reamed so you can ride a boat across the water, with or without your car.
I'm going to ride the ferry via the Colman Dock, to Bremerton.