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The place where you will get shot the fuck up for just standing, all GDS and BDS, kings, vice shit all of them live there.
Person 1: "walking"
Thug: Aye nigga I ain't never seen you here fuck you doing in East Chicago.
Clovis East is what used to be a distinguished school in the small town of Clovis, California. In recent years they changed the boundary limits of the district, allowing a bunch of kids from the ghetto to start going there. Home of many gang supporters and thugs, but also home to strong academics and arts programs, especially their band and choir, who are considered some of the top high school groups in California. The school is located on the same campus as the Middles school, Reyburn Intermediate, and is also on the same campus as Reagan Elementary. Our mascot is the Timberwolf.
Girl: "Hey, I go to Clovis East, how about you?"
Guy: "I'm a westie, but I'm thinking of transferring.
A town east of Peoria, Illinois, which you can travel to by crossing the Illinois River. Not so ghetto. A lot more great. The 309 is the hip hop happening place to be.
East Peoria? You mean, the best town this side of the river?
A small town located in West Sussex where loads of sluts live. 12 year olds act like 18 year olds and everyone gets pregnant at 15. Everyone dresses like chavs. Everyone thinks they're the hottest people on the planet.
You're an east grinsteader?
Jenny is an east grinsteader.
A town where the schools are in bad condition. Ceiling tiles fall every two seconds. No one bothers to fix these problems because everyone believes that the students don't need better schools. The textbooks there are copyrighted in the 1980's.
John:Do ya wanna go to East Greenwich?
Steve: Na, the school's ceilings are falling every two seconds.
Possibly the most racist place in the whole USA, and yes that's including the whole south. Here if you are anything except white, country-fied, and baptist, you are automatically ruled out. It doesn't matter how you act, it's all about social status. The KKK started here, that should be proof enough. Now if you happen to fit the white ,country-fied, baptist profile then you will feel right at home.
I'm not going to talk about the geography here because it's pretty much pine trees and hills, there's another definition under Texas to explain that.
Sub-title to East Texas Welcome Sign: If you don't go to church, they will ask WHY NOT constantly, if you are Jewish that's a synonym for crap, and you are called gay or slacker or city person if not country-fied.