textbook education

Learning something intellectually, as from written or verbal instruction, rather than learning through actual experience.

Although he had received a very thorough textbook education in how to deliver a baby, the intern had no hands-on experience with actual childbirth.

Re-education camps

Aw, that's some shit. He gets to do all of the fun stuff! He doesn't even want to go to there!

Hym "This is horse shit! I was told that Trump voters were going to be sent to re-education camps! Yet, here I sit. Un-re-educated. Bull shit politicians and their empty promises."

Re-education camp

Like sex, everyone gets to do it but me.

Hym "Damn! He gets to go to one too!? This is horse shit man. I keep trying to get into these Re-education camps but they just wont let me..." ☹️

Educated Head

Head given by an educated woman.

“Damn bro, I got educated head last night”