stampeding elephant

The act of tying a broom to the front of your car proceeding to drive the car towards someone. If successful, the broomstick will have penetrated the anus.

Billy Buttlust gave the gnarliest stampeding elephant to tad last night.

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Elephant Faced

Picturing an elephant in your mind, having the tusks being your legs and the trunk of the elephant being your penis, letting it all hang out

"Yesterday I went elephant faced all around my house"

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tickle an elephant

When u address an awkward situation where there's an "elephant in the room" to someone in that awkward situation

"Oh I didn't want to bring up the situation with her or tickle an elephant in the room"

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elephant labia

Noun: When a girls labia is so long that it hangs

Emily has got a real elephant labia it’s as big as her hand.

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Elephant Brains

A technique used by creative exhibitions to show off their penis and testicles. The technique involves squeezing your balls and member through your legs, then bending over and revealing the product from behind. It gets it's name from the product forming a trunk and wrinkly brains. It's kind of like the mangina, but from behind.

Bob: "Hey Gary, come in here, I gotta show you something."

Gary: "What the hell do you want... Ahhh, not the Elephant Brains again, you sick bastard!"

Bob: "Don't act like you've never seen my shit before."

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elephant trunken

The act of feeding, jamming the genitals or in some way participating in sexual activity while having a flacid penis.

Charicter one: "hey man, did you fuck that ugly bitch last night."
Charicter two: "Yah man but i was elephant trunken"

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Elephant trunk

Simply when someone has such a large foreskin-it looks like an elephant trunk. Think of a chode version of a foreskin kinda.

Becky, last night I fucked Bernard-he had such an elephant trunk.

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