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Empty the reservoir

Taking a piss/ emptying your bladder

Man I’ve gotta empty the reservoir it’s about to bust!

by Greatcornholio December 15, 2022


empty classroom

the place your teacher says you can work in with your friends but you just end up being dumbasses

yeah bro we went to the empty classroom and just fooled around

by lenlenlenlenlen January 24, 2025


half full or half empty

It will always be more than the other.

Person 1: Hey, My glass is half full!
Person 2: No, its half empty!
Person 3: It is half full or half empty?

by Creepox May 20, 2019


Empty Scene

Referring to someone who is utterly useless and his words do not contribute anything meaningful to society, in a particular scenario. (used as a verb or noun).

"Bro, he's such an empty scene in this rave party. Look at him playing with his pant buttons when we're all dancing."
> This example is an empty scene. Coz it makes no sense.

by Cheena1990 January 2, 2021


empty posturing

Synonym: Pretentiousness

Anthony Lavey's Satanic Bible describes "empty posturing" as:

Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn’t applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.

If it were not for all his empty posturing I would have never questioned his intent.

by Grand Master of Luminaries February 24, 2016


empty-boxcars train of assurers

Derisive term for a sizable number of acquaintances of someone with a dubious reputation who make praising statements about the individual's character/morals, offer to co-sign a loan he's requesting, etc., but who are of comparably-questionable integrity themselves, are also broke, etc., and so their own word and/or reliability is viewed as not being much more of a legitimate guarantee than the promises of the person they're vouching for. In other words, "quantito, but not qualito"... lots of impressive-looking "containers", but with no actual/tangible/legitimate "goods" inside of said containers.

Loan officer: I always feel really wary/suspicious whenever someone of unknown/questionable reputation asks for a loan and offers to bring in a number of other folks to vouch for his character, reliability, and financial responsibility --- "methinks he doth protest too much", plus usually his so-called "witnesses" appear to merely be an "empty-boxcars train of assurers"... they seem no more trustworthy than I would view the loan-requester himself as being, and so their voluminous praise/recommendations hold little significance and inspire little confidence in me regarding whether the loan-requester would actually possess adequate means/motivation/dedication to repay the money. I feel something like how the lady-attorney in "Losing Isaiah" did when she pointed out that the members of the "support group" whom ex-druggie/shoplifter Khaila had named as the people who were assisting her in her efforts to "go straight" and "live clean" had themselves all been former drug-users and/or criminals, and so she felt that they should not be considered to be viable/reliable helpers to prevent Khaila from relapsing.

by QuacksO September 21, 2018


Empty the Dishwasher

Code for draining the gock of your transfem tradwife.

"Sorry guys I gotta go Empty the Dishwasher or my wife will get mad."

by lunabeawesome May 2, 2024