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When a person allows Maine Hot Pocket, New Hampshire Nasty, Vermont Corona Mudslide, Massachusetts Mailbag, Rhode Island hot tub, Connecticut Cowballs to be done to them.
Vicky was hoping that in September she would get to go to New England to see the leaves, but when she was hit by the bus on her way to buy tampons her dreams were ruined until George agreed to give her a Redbank New England Tour.
After crapping, pissing, and ejaculating in a bucket and leaving it to mix for a month, it is used for dumping on a girl after intercourse.
After Zucker finished up... he took the New England Slop Bucket and dumped it on Grimace.
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A meal that was bestowed unto man by the gods. The best thing to come in a can (after chees-whiz, of course). Yummy little bits of clam suspended among hunks of potatoes by delicious gravy. It's good right out of the can.
Gary: Hey I'm going to the grocery store. You want me to get you anything while I'm there?
Phil: Yeah, get me a couple of cans of New England Clam Chowder.
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When a group of Boston dudes get together in a circle wearing Tom Brady masks and jerk each other off.
Hey bro! I'll see ya at the fahckin New England Rotary Club tonight, I wanna sit next to you!
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A blind prick who has trouble seeing when a ball is in.
The England vs Germany Referee is a tosser! The bastard made us lose a fair goal!
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The use of one's big toe and the toe immediately adjacent to tug at a partner's scrotum in a downward motion, much like plucking grapes from a vine.
Sorry I'm late, she gave me a wicked new england grape picker behind Arby's.
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The New England Handshake is the act of placing your hand between the thighs of the person walking up stairs in front of you in a handshake fashion. It can be performed on either sex.
Always let Mike go up the stairs first, otherwise you'll probably receive a New England Handshake. Ew.
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