fairy dust

cocaine, other snortable drugs (white in color)

i need to get a fix of some fairy dust cuz this withdrawal is killin me

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flingle fairy

a fairy who flings dinggle berries

that is one awesome flingle fairy!!

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Mary Fairy

Whenever it smells like pot, blame it on the Mary Fairy.

"Why does it smell like weed in here?"
"What? Huh, musta been the Mary Fairy."
"The what?"
"She just flew by..."

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Grundle Fairy

Much like the tooth fairy, this little creature comes to men around the age of 12 and blesses the poor soul with hair on his taint. After many years this fairy will come back and shave the region for a few nickels placed under his pillow.

Young boy: Dude the grundle fairy come and put hair down there!
Older man: Dude, this fucking grundle fairy better come tonight cause I keep getting god damn dingle berries in my taint hair and if I shave it I usually just cut my balls up.

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Bush Fairies

Crabs, Pubic Lice, Not pleasent, Jessica Alba

Mark - If Jessica Alba had Bush Fairies, would you have sex with her?
Rob - Yes, yes I would, and I would sell them on ebay

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fuck fairy

A fuck fairy is someone who sleeps with a desperate person (i.e. a charity case, sexually speaking), boosting the self-confidence of said charity case so that he/she can get laid again, usually after a long dry spell.

Tim just smells of desperation. He should find himself a fuck fairy.

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acid fairy

an ancient prophesy involving a pink monkey with wings going round rockin harder than before and kickin evil spirits asses on Alex the Kidd in miracle world. also a pretty damn good name 4 a band i must say

"wow that acid fairy is good on a sega master system"
"no shit!, it only has 3 buttons and he doesnt have apposable thumbs!"

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