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To pretend to cut your own wrists to make others feel sorry for you.
If you have no friends, and faith yourself, others will not feel sorry for you.
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While a girl is fingering herself, she lifts her lower body in the air. Then, as she squirts, it looks like a geyser spraying up into the air. As the squirt juice falls back down, the girl then flails around with great passion as she is covered with her own squirt juice.
Guy: Why are you so sticky?
Girl: I just got done doing an Old Faithful.
Guy: What the fuck?
Girl: Yeah, I do it EVERY time I masturbate.
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Kelly, your old faithful is showing.
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A politically correct way of saying that the government is going to give tax-payer's money to religious groups so they can use it to persue their religious agenda.
'Faith-based initiative' sounds less threatening than 'religious school' and so is less likely to scare people. This phrase is increasingly being used in the US and the UK.
Tony Blair: I think faith-based schools will benefit our children.
Journalist: So you're saying that you want to let religious organisations educate our children so they can learn that evolution and creationism are equally valid?
Tony Blair: They will receive a balanced education.
Journalist: So it's okay for children to be taught to doubt evolution and consider the earth to have been created within the last 10,000 years by a god? All this at the tax-payer's expense.
Tony Blair: Next question please.
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An awful thing to name someone.
I know you can't help it that your last name is Healer, but did you have to name her Faith, too?
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Faith is the kindest person to ever walk this planet. She will bring the most joy to your life. Faith is the type of wife that will make you smile on a day-to-day basis. She will always make you happy and will always tell you how much she loves you. Faith is the type of person to bring you up even when you are at your lowest point in life. She will always be there no matter what. If you ever meet a Faith cherish her with all you have cause she will do the same to you. :))
Person 1: I met a Faith Sanchez today
Person 2: You are the luckiest man alive
Person 3: I know I am
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Faith Fox - An extremely classy girl whose utter beauty (and curves) amazes all men...and even some women. One fine piece of ass. Has lots of intelligence, charm, and beauty. Voluptuous vulpine vixen, with a great booty, who can melt your mind from a simple glance of her seductive eyes and smile. Mostly referred to a seductive vixen, with classy taste. Doesn't have time for all creatures, limits her circle of trust to few and those who are worthy of this presences. Does not tolerate ignorance. Faith Fox is one of a kind, they no longer make this type...there is no duplicate.
Faith Fox loves herself.
You will never be in Faith Fox's cirlce of trust.
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