False Samaritan

A person or organisation that has the power to fix a problem but gives handouts instead for PR, political gain or to damage an opponent.

Person 1: The government are such false samaritans.
Person 2: How do you mean?
Person 1: They constantly give out tax credits but they refuse to fix the standard of living cost.

False Junkie

Someone who talks about using drugs, but has never actually used any.
Example: People who say 'I'm a crackhead', but show no symptoms of being on crack are false junkies.

Jerry: I'M A CRACKHEAD!!
Tom: You haven't used any before you false junkie.

The False Shake

When you think you've finished peeing and you go to shake and then an extra burst of pee comes out.

"What took you so long"

"Sorry man I had to clean the floor I had 'The False Shake'"

False foundation

An organisation, typically a dictatorship, where nobody supports the current leadership, however they believe that everyone else around them is in favour of the governing body, thus peer pressuring themselves into following along and keeping their true opinions unheard. Thus, this provides a false state of stability that could collapse at any point if any one member is willing to risk making themselves heard.

The public realised their countries false foundation and revolted against the government.

False arrest

False arrest is a common law tort, where a plaintiff alleges they were held in custody without probable cause, or without an order issued by a court of competent jurisdiction. Although it is possible to sue law enforcement officials for false arrest, the usual defendants in such cases are private security firms.

False arrest 🤔

False sense of maturity

Someone who thinks they've matured past their immature days, but in reality are just in another phase.

Bill stated that he was past his cringey phase, but in reality this was just a false sense of maturity

False hero

this is someone who seeks approval in others so badly to be loved by everyone to get all the perks and appreciation/love that a hero gets when he saves lives or solve problems or do good deeds for a hero, and a false hero would even steal a true hero credit or kill him and take credit for everything he done. a false hero is a special kind of super villains that is far more evil than they are...and especially everyone think they are so nice and kind...houston we have a problem. (not a movie quote)

S.o.S no one can find a false hero in time to get rid of this savage beast