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A sarcastic, bittersweet, and depressing Lady GaGa song about the trivialities of life, particularly romance.
Yo dawg, I thought I was the perfect boyfriend. We had the best times of our lives.
Meh, you can't quantitatively measure the fashion of her love bro.
The habit of people dressing casually for any occasion or location: Wearing flip-flops to a funeral. Wearing an NFL jersey to church. Wearing a T-shirt and jeans to a wedding.
In Walt Disney World, guests are welcome to dress however they want when going out to dinner or to one of the bars or night clubs on sight. Some people have taken this mentality and applied it to every aspect of their lives, outside of Disney World.
I saw James at the wedding last weekend, he was wearing a green T shirt and pair of Wrangler jeans. He really has a Disney World Fashion about his dress.
When a girl gives you a hand job, while simultaneously turning away to puke, and continues to fondle your weiner aggressively.
"Brianna gave me an unfortunate old fashion in the back seat of a car ride home. Bitch left me blue balled and half of the car covered in chunks lol!"
When you mix a guinness and vodka preferably Belvedere to 3:1 ratio.
Pass my an Old Fashion Victor, more vodka the better
a version of the original "Old Fashioned". Made like the original except with Honey infused whiskey and a splash of ginger ale. The cherry gets muddled along with the sugar.
"hey bar keep, I'd like an old fashioned bee"
Anyone who is into fashion or Sex and the City knows about the time when Carrie fell flat on her face in the middle of the runway during the fashion show. So that's what it is its when you fall in the middle of the runway during a fashion show.
OMG-did u see her fall? She's massive fashion road kill.
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A fashion clown is a person who is laughably clueless and hopelessly shallow, but attempts to use various fashionable associations in the form of supporting fashionable movements and owning fashionable products, to convince society (and themselves) that they are cultured, intelligent, creative, and generally a worldly person.
Fashion clowns are typically males between the ages of 18 and 35. They live in urban city centers and are commonly seen with a latte from Starbucks, a set of black framed glasses, an iPhone/MacBook, a gelled hair-do, a Breitling watch, and a black European-designed turtle neck. They drive hybrid vehicles, and play Wii.
A fashion clown is too clueless and shallow to develop and maintain any personal beliefs or values, so they instead follow whatever has been dubbed "fashionable" by the social elite. This leaves them prone to routinely contradicting themselves. For example, a fashion clown will routinely express their desire to protect the environment and their love of nature, while living on the 33rd floor of their apartment building in downtown San Francisco. Additionally, you'll see fashion clown driving a vehicle featuring a "hybrid" badge, but you will not see a fashion clown planting a tree.
Fashion clowns routinely disbelieve factually correct information that invalidates a fashionable association of theirs. Most have never heard of Climategate, Bilderburg, or anything requiring investigation past what is fed to society via the media.
- In the 2008 United States presidential election, all fashion clowns supported Senator Barack Obama, because it was fashionable to do so.
- The #1 reason people give for purchasing a hybrid vehicle, ahead of the supposed environmental benefits is because "it says something about me". Not surprising, as most hybrid vehicle owners are fashion clowns.
- Many web designers are fashion clowns. Their most common fashionable association is "web standards and accessibility". Additionally, Ruby on Rails is embraced by fashion clowns, which is why most Rails developers own MacBooks.
- The two cities with the highest FCPC (Fashion clowns per capita) are San Francisco, California and Toronto, Ontario.
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