February 14th

The one day of the year where you have to be romantic to your significant other.

February 14th
Man: Hey sweetie, let's go out to a fancy place tonight, my treat! oh also, I bought you a diamond ring to match your pearl necklace.
Woman: Oh, I love you Bob!
February 15th
Man: HEY WOMAN!!! get me another can of beer! *BELCH*
woman: I have a name you know!!!

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no fortnite february

an act in which during the whole month of february, you dont play fortnite.

ratthew: hey man did you get that le epic battle royale??
billiam, an intellectual: hell naw im doing no fortnite february

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February 21

Ferbruary 21 is the day that you can call anyone you want a fine ass bitch because it’s february 21, don’t miss that day!

"why did you call them a fine ass bitch?"
"today is the day where you can calls anyone a fine ass bitch because it’s february 21!"

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February 18

It’s my fucking birthday :) force someone to say happy birthday to you.

Hey Jeff say fucking happy birthday dude.

It’s not your fucking birthday.

I don’t care it’s National it’s February 18, my fucking birthday day.

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February 8

A baby bread was born on this day! The maknae on top, an amazing, kind, and a precious person with a precious smile.

Person 1: February 8, what a good day it is.

Person 2: Of course! It's I.N's bday!

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February 23

You are a cool guy like me! You like playing games and you are smart. If this is not the case we still are birthday twins.❤️

You are cool.

You midt be born on February 23

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February 21

This date is when the baddies bitches are born. These girls are beautiful but they will always say they are ugly. This girls can fight so don’t get in a fight with them.

K: What day where you born on
D: February 21. Why?
K: Bye

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