Sadly its a group of girls who wish they were as badass as ice hockey (or the real hockey, I thought that I should specify to avoid confusion)players so they grab half a stick put on some preppy uniforms and run around in a field chasing butterflys. Then later say that its just as good if not better then hockey (ice). Which well everyone knows is just a joke (hahahalololololhaharofl).
Girl: Dude were you at the field hockey game last night we totally killed our rivals
Guy: No I went to the Hockey game
Girl: Yeah thats what I'm talking about the field hockey game
Guy: No Ice Hockey, the real hockey
Girl: Oh
Guy: Yeah it's so much better the players actually carry real sticks
Girl: but.... well.... umm... i guess your right
Guy: yeah I no I am, hey do you want to go to the dance with me?
Girl: Oh, um I'm a lesbian
Guy: Oh that sucks, but its kinda hot...
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To introduce a woman to a sensual encounter without the necessity of walls, fences or other such encumbrances.
Me: Evan, I heard you got back from camping. Did Marge go with with you?
Evan: You know it. I open fielded that stand up lady.
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The act of pissing on a womans face whilst giving oral sex in 69 position
the the golden shower in 69 is the field and stream..
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When you lose your virginity to an Arab in a grassy, open field.
This term commonly comes into play when an Arab asks a typical, white, horse-loving gal.
Arab Guy: βhey, I wanna take your virginity, letβs field fuck babyβ
Horse-Loving white girl: Sorry, but you are NOT taking my virginity in a field
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A popular sport among many highschool and college lesbians.
"I didn't know Jenny was a dyke?"
"Yah, she plays field hockey"
"Oh"
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the pubic hair on a woman's cooch or man's nuts which make it look like a patch of grass
that woman has too much grass on the field and needs to shave it
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In reality, a pretty goof-ass sport. These weird lesbians sprint around a field, hunched over a tiny little janky-ass stick trying to hit a ball into a goal. Ridiculous. It takes no more physical prowess than a runner needs.
Example A:
"That weird lesbian thought she was gonna get into college for field hocky."
"Yeah, they suck you in like that, and dress you up like an idiot..."
Example B:
"What sport is that that those girls are playing?"
"Silly foreign person...that's field hockey and it's not a sport. It is merely an illusion. It makes the players feel like they're doing something important but really...they just look like a bunch of prairy dancing idiots for our amusement."
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