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Dildo Fingers

A term used to describe someone who is exceptionally talented at fingering women and/or males vagina or butthole to the point of climax of ones orgasim.

Angie: Hey, isn't't that Chad and Jordan?

Shelby: YES!!! I'm getting soooo wet!!

Angie: What!!! Why???

Shelby: Didn't I tell you...? They have dildo fingers!

Angie: Oooo... No-wonder they always say Get Famous!

by Get Famous October 1, 2009

13πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Finger Soccer

A game in which two males take turns flicking one another’s testicles with increasing intensity. The first one to give up looses the game. Common to locker rooms across the globe

I just won a game of finger soccer, now my balls hurt like hell.

by Wittyusernamehaha January 15, 2022

13πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Mittle Finger

When you give The Man the middle finger with mittens on.

This guy: Is that guy with mittens waving at me?

That guy: No man, look at his face, he's definitely giving you the mittle finger.

by E-Tickets January 30, 2011

13πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


morning finger

the strange smell on your finger you wake up with after getting weird all night

commonly smells like a mixture of alcohol, cigarettes, weed and whatever else you might have got your finger into.....

I can't stop smelling my morning finger.

dude I can tell you fingerblasted her from that awful morning finger you got there

by bill_the_kid December 31, 2011

13πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Finger of Doom

To ram ones finger into anothers anus without warning whilst shouting "FINGER OF DOOM"

me:"hey baby wanna have some fun?"
girl:"with you no thanks"
me:"FINGER OF DOOM"
girl:"OMG MY ASS"

by Sam Lawless August 12, 2008

32πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


ten fingers

a game in which players hold up all ten of their fingers. the first player then says something that he/she has never done, such as "i have never...eaten lemon meringue pie." then, all of the players who HAVE eaten lemon meringue pie put down one of their fingers. play continues until everyone is out of fingers.

"we played a totally awesome game of ten fingers yesterday at a party."

by love me i'm a liberal March 17, 2007

53πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


salad fingers

salad fingers is possibly an ordinary looking man, in an ordinary world, with an unordianry life. He is very mentally ill, depressed and unmedicated, or at least refuses to take it. What we see in salad fingers episodes is how salad fingers sees the world. Being depressed and mentally ill he sees himself as the way we see him and also sees an otherwise thriving world as post apocolyptic. His friends and those he encounters are all figments of his imagination from a combination of mental illness and lonliness. Favor of rust and blood also comes from his mental illness. Salad fingers lives in an apartment in the city, apartment number 22. However he is a lonley isolated man, and therefore he sees his apartment as being just one small house in the middle of nowhere. He has no contact with any other human beings whatsoever, until episode 5, where he interacts with a girl he originally thought was a product of his imagination but turned out to be real. This is signified by her being the only other character in the series other then salad fingers that can speak. Because he simply did not know how to be with real people, he broke down. There is no word yet as to if he ever fully recovered.

"rusty kettle...(scratch scratch)... ooooaaaahhhh"

by Wolf March 2, 2005

1368πŸ‘ 389πŸ‘Ž