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Just thinking about yourself and not giving two shits about the other people.
Norman is totally flat whiting me, he invited me round for tea and the cunt is in the pub
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A term common in Chicago for a multi-story house that's been remodeled to accommodate an apartment on each floor. Sometimes also referred to as a "polish flat," likely referring to Chicago's large Polish population.
Dude 1: Hey, should I get an apartment in a high rise or a two flat?
Dude 2: Just get an apartment in a two flat. It's less expensive and you won't seem like a yuppie douchebag.
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A toy that you can pressed into a frisbee, than after a random amount of time, turns into a ball.
Greatest invention ever.
'Oh man, my Flat ball is on the roof.'
"Don't worry, it'll roll off."
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The act of pressing down hard enough to feel the contour of the male genitalia through his pants.
I needed to check out his package, so I gave him a "flat stanley".
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The method by which the mental equivalent of an STD is transferred from an dumb, impossibly deluded, scientifically illiterate crazy to another dumb person, thereby endowing them with those attributes. The first symptom, often experienced by the infected subject as a euphoric sense of revelation, caused by the disintegration of most of the prefrontal cortex, develops quickly into a persistent sense of superiority to others, and disdain for anyone that is not also infected. Narcissistic, know-it-all type dummies are especially susceptible to infection, because, as they are already inclined to believe that they are more "enlightened" the general population, the appeal of "secret, special knowledge" makes them susceptible to the conspiratorial nature of this mental pathogen. Insidiously, this particular tendency means that the infected usually ENJOY passing on the infection, as perceiving the "revelation" in others satisfies their inate Narcissism.
Unfortunately, their is no known cure for Flat-Earthism, though those of average and above intellect are less susceptible, & an effect inoculation exists, in the form of basic scientific education.
"When I'm not trolling Reddit for 13 year olds & frat guys that need a good Flat Smacking, I like to look at pictures of myself and masturbate. Everyone else is stupid & brain- washed."
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the act of pulling your testical to the top of your sack, while holding in between your thumb and index finger the loose skin of your scrotum. Then pump your member and slowly release a testical of your choosing out into the loose skin giving the appearance of a tire being pumped up with air.
MUST HAVE A LOOSEY GOOSEY SCROTUM TO PERFORM THE FLAT TIRE. Otherwise injury and embarassment may occur.
My balls are loose, and it's time to pump my flat tire!
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An ass that is flat,noncurvaceous. Common among Asians.
Look at that flat ass! There's no meat in there!
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