A flute that can be played after inserting the flute anally.
"hey dude want to play with my douche flute?"
or
"yo look at dose douche flute they so awesome, maybe we can play with one another's douche flute"
A musical instrument used by woman while cleaning there hoochie.
The sexy bar tender went home and used a Douche Flute while playing along to her favorite music.
When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass. When you both fart at the same time during anal sex
The anal sex was so extra we played the two stage flute.
I will wife a girl that plays the two stage flute with me!
When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass.
When you both fart at the same time during anal sex
Anal with you was so extra we played the two stage flute
Yet another phrase for the male genitalia but, one used to describe the act of giving, or receiving a blow job.
Liam: Hey baby! Fancy some action? I'm toey'er than a roman sandal....
Jenny: Bugger, the painters are in but I'd love to play a concerto on your Dude Flute?